You can have your cake and eat it too

That's what love is all about

Jumper

Well I'll go ahead and actually explain this one...that's your's truely jumping over the camera onto my bed, I'm wearing dark shorts and no shirt. To the right is my dvd library. On the ceiling is a fan, and a air vent to the right. Enjoy.

Call me lucky

Just throw the dice already

Doom, Gloom, and Grim

"Nothing in his pockets, but knives and lint"

My image is being uploaded to Blogger

"Yeah, boo, hiss, I know. Look, I hate it too. In movies where the studio gets all paranoid about a downer ending so the guy shows up, he's magically alive on crutches, I hate that."

Frogs, Snails and puppy dog's tails

THAT'S what boys are made of.

The wonder years

"By with a little help from my friends"

Old bear

"This town needs an enema!"

The umbrella's popsicle

Scream, like you never have before.

6:16 ish

Vanuatu or Bust.

And a one...

A lot of people ask me, "Hey Mark, how come you don't tryout for the circus?" I just sit back, deal my cards, and freeze my pants.

Our business is life itself

"Long live the Organization for the Organized! They only recruit the best, McKenzie."

John Shooter

"I know I can do it, Todd Downey said...helping himself to another ear of corn from the steaming bowl. I'm sure that in time her death will be a mystery even to me."

because 7 ate 9

Svarta Daudi.

se7en

"Who is that? Nietzsche? So you stopped talking because of Friedrich Nietzsche? Far out."

VI

"Sometimes, fate just... fate just up-and-fucks you for no good reason. That the way'a the world! The way it's always gonna be. Alright then, peace bro."

fuh-ive

"Why don't I strap on my job helmet and squeeze down into a job cannon and fire off into Jobland where jobs grow on little jobbies."

4

"Red rover, red rover- send Chino back over."

iii

"The hunger has returned to Mr. Brooks' brain. It never really left."

2

"I needed to think about last night. So I galloped into a wooded glen, and after punch dancing out my rage and suffering an extremely long and very painful fall, I realized what has to be done."

One

"Bottom line, she tries to blackmail me...I'll drop her out a higher window."